foreverdai:

Me acabo de enterar de que no sabía abrirlas

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adorable-orcas:

vastderp:

more pics here 

She got torn up by a boat propeller off New South Wales in 2001 and proceeded to walk it off. Swim it off. Whatever. The scars from the propeller slices healed ~20cm deep down her back and across her tail fluke. Since then, whale watchers down under look for “the Blade Runner” every year. Just the sight of her starts conversations about whether we humans should reconsider being such gigantic floppy penises to our rad cetacean bros.

nobody will ever be harder core than the Blade Runner. She has surpassed badassery. 

She is unkillable. She is Life Goals: the Whale.

The Blade Runner is one badass whale

unsafeship:

lesbi-chus:

Cronch

@digmon

gudakko:

emiria:

gudakko:

“i was BORN ready” ready for what?? what could a baby possibly be born already ready for? poop yourself?

ready to suck tiddie

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bigredm38:

killzombieseatbacon:

ougiebougie:

@killzombieseatbacon

Lol takin out the whole team

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jaidefinichonv2:

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